All she wants to do is get drunk all the time! This is probably the most sober she's been in her entire existence! And she's completely clueless. What am I supposed to do with that?

Th-that's not true! You just assumed that because I was upset! A-and like you have room to talk! You haven't helped me at all. I had to tie you up with medical tape because you wouldn't stop saying mean things while I was trying to talk to Osamu-kun. And you were asleep when I tripped over you!