[Seventy Sixth Cord] : [Fail!Locked to Hyperion/Voca+Family and friends] [Video]

[sakedrinking]

[This? This is a rather panicked looking Haku. And the reason for her panic is small, white-haired, and poking at things on a work bench curiously behind her.]

G-guys... I... Ium...

I think I just inadvertently became a mother...

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Bold is lorne

[onisensei.livejournal.com]

...I'm a daddy...

*The sound of him slamming his hands against the bar*

I'M A DADDY!

Oh boy...

What's that? What'd I miss?

I'M A DADDY!

Congratulations! The next rounds on me everyone!

((Crowd cheering Onizuka's name))

I'M A DADDY!!!

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

I--... how come he's so calm about this... ? [ohgod now she feels even MORE terrible]

[onisensei.livejournal.com]

Ohmigodohmigod I'm a Daddy!

Better call the office big guy I don't think you're gonna be coming in tomorrow!

Ohmigod What's it's name? Boy or girl? When was it born? HOW DID I MISS THIS? WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME OH MY GOD I'M THE WORST PAPA EVER I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

Girl. Hanako. Activated her about a half an... hour...

[Haku turns around, staring where Hanako was. Unfortunately she's not there anymore.]

... HANAKO?!

[onisensei.livejournal.com]

Hanako, her name is Hanako...

HEY GUYS! MY DAUGHTER'S NAME IS HANAKO!

((The crowd cheers again))

HANAKO ONIZUKA!!!

((The crowd copies him))

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

[Sorry, Oni. Haku can't join in on the festivities. She's taken off rather suddenly, to the sound of a motorcycle taking off from the DATS garage]